Jonathan's accident

So last night Jonathan said that he needed to go potty. I helped him out of his pants and he headed up the stairs. While walking up the stairs he was holding tight to his poor little peter, I think he was trying to hold in the pee. While walking up the stair holding his peter he kept his eyes closed. He kept those eyes closed as he headed into the bathroom. He tripped over the threshold and went sliding across the tile floor. He had some momentum because when he slammed into the toilet this is the result.