Christopher putting mommy in her place

So, Daddy came home from work at 9 pm and we were all trying to talk to him at once. The boys were asking to watch dbd's and he was asking about our day. So I tried to tell him about my trip to Townsend to pick up clothes that I bought off of Craig's list. Christopher (very matter of factly) turns to me and says, and I quote - Mom, why don't you go in the palah, sit down and rewax. I am trying to talk to my daddy. It took everything in my power not to fall on the floor peeing my pants.